God please, I would do anything for kyuma. I would fish the strands of hair from his shower drain just to smell his alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep him with me always. I would sleep under him just to catch his drool in my mouth.

I want to start a family with him and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. Every moment without him I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I would let him hit me with his car just to be near him for a zeptosecond. I would let him break my rib cage with any part of his body. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States. I yearn for him in a way both primal and spiritual. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see his beautiful figure. #aliceinborderland #aliceinborderlandedit #kyumaaliceinborderlandġ25 Likes, TikTok video from Ember 'Kyuma is beyond divine. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for him, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of Kyuma’s car but once. I would let him eat his eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased him, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be. I would give him a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve him breakfast in bed. I would lick the Doritos dust from his fingers and fill his belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why he might want my limbs. I would encase myself in cement and become, my beloved Kyuma’s doorstep, so that he may wipe his shoes upon my face.

I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on kyuma’s feet so that I may warm his mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that Kyuma may feel the heat of my love always.

Scaramouche the kingmaker